The Day Judge Spencer Learned the Power of Metaphor
|Cynthia Schwartzberg Edlow|
Page Count: 94
Publication Date: Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Cover Artwork: Asian elephant, from James Balog’s book Survivors: A New Vision of Endangered Wildlife, used by permission of the photographer.
About this Book
From the very first pages in this collection, the reader is immersed in a fearlessly detailed, masterfully textured symphony of poems that hold nothing back. Cynthia Schwartzberg Edlow plunges boldly into an unrelenting quest to make sense of a universe that is both beautiful and troubling. Hers is a dauntless journey that reveals–at times painfully, sometimes with humor–a probing spirit with a passion for life, cognizant of its fleeting preciousness. Nimbly in command of a vocabulary ranging from the technically precise to the spontaneously emotional, she produces vibrant poems that captivate the reader with a spirited voice consistently lively, audaciously erotic, and then genteel with sensuality, and with lines crackling of energy that often erupts on the page. The result is a collection of poems that are arresting, urgent in the carpe diem tradition, and unfailingly celebratory.
"Uproarious strains" indeed - Cynthia Schwartzberg Edlow has invented a darkly comic, intelligently strange syntax all her own, where the grisly might be ecstatic and law laughter. There are territories here where poetry rarely goes, domestic and bureaucratic spaces ogled anew. Tenderness, too, counts among the sweet surprises. Keith Tuma
Early in a poem that is finally about accepting the contradictory qualities of nature, Cynthia Schwartzberg Edlow quotes, with exclamation points, the three features the U.S. Patent Office requires for patents - "New! Useful! Nonobvious!" Taken together, they offer a perfect description of this amazing first book. There is a genuine freshness in Edlow's treatment of narrative throughout, equally unflinching in the Swiftean descriptions of courtrooms and autopsies as in recollections from childhood and family life. "Useful" is often a hard case to make for poems, but here, in addition to close observation, is a quick wit and summarizing intelligence, offering its own contingent wisdoms, tightly packed and portable. But the "non obvious" is Edlow's home, not only amid the strikingly unpoetic business of autopsy and litigation but in all the sudden, unexpected and uniformly rewarding, witty and intrusive turns this poetry takes. Michael Anania
Cynthia Schwartzberg Edlow holds an MA with a specialty in Poetry from the University of Illinois at Chicago. A Pushcart Prize nominee, her work has appeared widely in numerous journals and anthologies, including The American Poetry Review, Arizona Attorney Magazine, Barrow Street, Cimarron Review, Gulf Coast, Smartish Pace, and The Tusculum Review. A recipient of the Willow Review Prize for Poetry, a Beullah Rose Poetry Prize, and an award from the Chester H. Jones Foundation National Poetry Competition, her poems have also been featured in the anthologies Not A Muse (Haven Books), In the Eye (Thunder Rain Publishers), and The Emily Dickinson Awards Anthology (Universities West Press). She lives in Gilbert, Arizona.
Read a sample from this book
WHY THE JUDGE’S CHAMBERS CAN CAN-CAN
You train your roaming eye
down to the undulation of his robe’s hemline.
You’re close enough to whiff a whisper of cinnamon breath.
His chambers are bright. Lots of double pane windows. Then an oddity—
framed, signed Dr. Seuss prints on the wall. Jim,
his assistant, lowly singing the hook from “Brickhouse,”
glances your way on “lettin’ it all hang out,” a line lingered at. Glee
would be the word. With open hand the judge motions you
to sit. The comfortable invitee’s
leather chair; sweet leather, milk chocolate color,
just enough sit and just enough give. The chambers’ door
couldn’t be wider open.
This judge feels like an ocean
as his sumptuous black robe is removed,
the familiar placing of it on the common coat rack.
It’s unsuitable—the green cargo pants
and river sandals! Clearly he’s a man,
this person who, with irenic mind, contours
behavior that binds other men.
At the lip of his gorgeous desk a polished
gold name plate. He jokes: touch it
and he’ll send your prints for analysis. The way he says it
tells you he’s cast it, his standard line. Whose nerves
are higher? You’d like to confound him, drive him
up his Seussian wall. He wants you to watch him
in these chambers, know he’s requested
your company. But he has a big kindness, a titanic
love for whomever he loves, and river
sandals are shoes for him, not a statement.
Without your asking
his assistant presents a beautiful glass of cold water.
You appreciate this. Liquid
sentence that makes you
change your unjourneyed mind.
CAMPING TIPS FOR SINGLES
You finally meet someone who compliments
your idea of interesting and he or she invites you
to do something entirely out of your element.
Do not regurgitate your recent meal, freeze
up in place or prevaricate. Try it,
try it for the sake of your ancestors
who tried everything: the shaky wooden ladder
above the many colorations of soil, the shorn pelt,
the hand extended speechless towards another hand.
Blame is a date-stopper, a useless commodity.
Yes, the metal coffeepot and granola bar wrappers
left outside the tent are big mistakes.
And yes, the real interrogatory always boils down to:
How much can a mountain lion smell?
For there it is, the snuffling, the padded-toe ambulation,
the making of indistinct but purposeful soft sounds
far enough away from the tent
neither of you is shrieking.
The creature’s nocturnal precision. Remember
the value of not bumping into anything; it crosses
the species gap. This is why
the good date always pockets hurricane matches.
Nothing like a roaring fire to scare a catamount
back onto its sward.
The compelling date is observant, yet encumbered.
No one can parallel your inimitable style
so do benevolence. Witness the marring of the sun’s
surface, those orphic patterns not unlike
the deciphering of tea leaves at the palm reader’s
but on a gigantic scale the size of which
you could get alarmed by, but don’t. Sunspots.
An imperceptible little shade today, granted;
tomorrow, a mountain of tidal stoppage.
When and if you return to your daily lives
think upon that monstrous beetle you prodded
with a dead branch. Waddling its girth away
from your amusement, its bizarre frontal pincers
dragging, and when it decided for you that you were
done with it, it lifted its immense household
off the ground and flew.
Copyright Cynthia Schwartzberg Edlow 2012
Review: The Day Judge Spencer Learned the Power of Metaphor reviewed by Winnie Khaw for Fjordsreview.com
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From the opening poem the reader proceeds to unpack the morbidly entertaining contents of the “long, leathery, mottled man-luggage” (“Autopsy: Upon the Tamis Table”), a frightfully delicious description of a dead body about to autopsied by experts. Thankfully, Edlow’s actual work is lively and bright, evincing innovative humor and a keen imagination that blithely interrogates the essence of human behavior in reaction to everyday situations. Positive energy flows throughout the work on subjects ranging from a “naked attorney in the ladies’ room” to “ants.” The titles read like a whimsical shopping list for an imp on a holiday rampage, “When Academia Took Me to Lunch Then Fed Me the Bull,” “The Persimmon Can See You,” and many other entertaining headliners.
The eponymous poem “The Day Judge Spencer Learned the Power of Metaphor” is frequently food-spurting and startlingly comical. In it the “classically round, pointless” face of “lady attorney for plaintiff” is creatively compared to “the courthouse sink” whose “handwritten line[s] ris[e] ... flying like bats unstuck.” If Judge Spencer didn’t learn how excellently Edlow could apply poetic imagery and metaphor to page that day, this amused reader certainly did. Yet, even in this overall vivid piece there are lines that obscure instead of illuminate, bewilder instead of clarify, and tilt between sense and nonsense: out of context, “The feeling is soil but where to put his finger to it,” among others.
In another poem, “Skateland,” the 11-year-old speaker matter-of-factly relates that she was “pretty old” when she “got that [her] mother hadn’t taught her proper hygiene,” and then follows with a detailed account of her feelings when she comes upon naked boys. While this piece offers some light on the “weird aroused repulsion” the speaker experiences, the prose lines sound neither quite like a child nor an adult looking back to the time of childhood, but rather something oddly in-between and a bit unpolished. Other poems, as well, could have benefited from some pruning, not of image and metaphor, but of the language used in evocation of the above. That being said, in the bulk of the poems Edlow skillfully uses a prose-ish form that well offsets the quirkiness of her quick wit, words and ideas.
The celebration of the privilege of living, of life, is often well expressed even within usually mundane circumstances. However, many a poem wanders off into a sort of theme park which, though undoubtedly full of fun rides and amusements, gets lost in its own ingenious metaphor, as though confused as to which activity to do first and trying to do them all. The reader certainly experiences Edlow’s words with pleasure, a world, as Edlow says, is “permeated with a sense of wonder” to an admirable extent. However, seeming randomness in organization, even if intentional, and unevenness in lucidity, flow, and originality of lines, somewhat detracts from unadulterated enjoyment of The Day Judge Spencer Learned the Power of Metaphor.